> Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.

Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?

Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U”

> Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.

Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

- It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage.

- It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

> Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

> Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…